Dry Humor T-shirt Illustration

I am looking for a graphic designer/illustrator to provide a handful of illustrations for dry humor collegiate rivalry t-shirts to be sold in contracted retail store fronts in a test market of selected college towns. The best example of what I am looking for can be found by visiting   [obscured]   The most important factor that I am looking for with these illustrations, as can be found on someecards.com, is a very dry, generic, textbook, and almost cheesy illustration of human expression and interaction (much like what we saw in our elementary school textbooks growing up). Again, if you are familiar with someecards.com and love its humor, then you will know exactly what I am talking about. A very simple example of one of my shirts can be found here:   [obscured]  /o3M4fW All in all, I am looking for someone to mimick the illustrations on someecards.com, but possibly give a little more style or pizzazz to the artwork than what is found on someecards.com-something that doesn't
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